Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Types of Men

Here is something amusing I read on the Net.

Men are of different types...

INTERNET man
He is difficult to access.

SERVER man
He is always busy when you need him.

WINDOWS man
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without him

EXCEL man
They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to
achieve your basic requirements.

D.O.S. man
Everyone has had him, but no one wants him any more.

VIRUS man
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes, installs himself and uses all your resources; if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER man
He is not worth anything, but at least he is fun

RAM man
He forgets everything you say when you disconnect him.

HARD DISK man
He remembers everything forever.

MULTIMEDIA man
He makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD ROM man
He is always moving faster and faster.

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