Here is something amusing I read on the Net.
Men are of different types...
He is difficult to access.
He is always busy when you need him.
Everyone knows that he can't do a thing right, but no one can
live without him
They say he can do a lot of things, but you mostly use him to
achieve your basic requirements.
Everyone has had him, but no one wants him any more.
Also known as spouse, when you are not expecting him, he comes, installs himself and uses all your resources; if you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if you don't uninstall him you will lose everything
He is not worth anything, but at least he is fun
He forgets everything you say when you disconnect him.
HARD DISK man
He remembers everything forever.
He makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD ROM man
He is always moving faster and faster.